The Dumb Bitch Test
Answer the questions below to get a score.
The higher the score the more of a dumb bitch you are
- Hooked up with your ex?
- Hooked up with your ex again?
- Got left on read for 5 hours or more?
- Kissed someone named Chad or Brad?
- Had a pregnancy scare?
- Simped over a boy with a J name?
- Overdrafted your bank account?
- Thought about being a sugar baby?
- Became a sugar baby?
- Gotten a fake ID taken?
- Came home past 4am and slept in your makeup?
- Drove over a curb multiple times?
- Went on a date just for free dinner?
- Made a private story just for him to watch?
- Locked yourself out of the house?
- Said you weren’t gonna drink then blacked out?
- Answered a “you up?” text?
- Sent a “you up?” text?
- Fully shaved when you said you were just “hanging out”?
- Had more than 10 whiteclaws in a night?
- Owned anything cheetah print?
- Kept track of his snap score when he wasn't replying?
- Tried to manifest your ex back?
- Turned down a boy who actually cared about you?
- Mentally committed to a boy who will never love you?